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Hello, everyone!

 

Welcome to the April issue of The Cracked Pot. Over the last month, TCP has undergone several changes. Our resident guinea pig, Hannah Herman, has broken loose and may now be wandering the streets. If you happen to see a little fuzzy brown guinea pig with “TCP” branded onto its stomach, please return her safely to us. She doesn’t do well without her daily dose of wheatgrass popsicles.

 

Also, it seems that Andrew Lee was carried off by Vikings the other day. We tried to stop them, but were armed with nothing other than lined paper and rulers, which, in truth, aren’t very effective. Lizzie Spotts was wounded in the fierce battle, but the doctors informed us that a scoop of ice-cream to the face isn’t very serious, so we pray for her swift recovery.

 

After this issue, I will be taking a year off to live with Aborigines in Australia, so Taylor Strube will be assuming my position as Senior Editor of The Cracked Pot. Please welcome him warmly, and feel free to SPAM his e-mail address as often as you can. I hope to see you all alive, well, and not abducted by aliens (or Vikings) when I return.

 

Until then!

 

Tiffany Yonts

Ex-Senior Editor

The [Very] Cracked Pot

 

IMPORTANT NOTE: Everything in this issue of The Cracked Pot is FICTIONAL and meant for humor purposes ONLY. Happy April Fools!

 

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