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Bonjour, my fellow students!  Here are a few silly jokes and riddles about Christmas/winter, just for fun.  Hope you enjoy!

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Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

Q. What do you call a snowman party?
A. A Snowball!

Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .

Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
A. They are always dropping their needles.

Q. What do you get when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A. A pineapple.

Q. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad!

Q. What did the grape say to the raisin?
A. 'Tis the season to be jelly.

Q. What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
A. Take me to your heater.

Q. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A. Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
A. Lost.

Q. What is black and white and green and black and white?
A. Two penguins fighting over a pickle.

Q. Why is the month of December so popular?
A. It has a lot of dates.

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That's all for now!  Hope you enjoyed them, and look again next month for more jokes, just for fun!

 

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