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Hey TPSers!  Here are just a few silly jokes and riddles for Thanksgiving that are, well...just for fun!  Enjoy!

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- For the Sports Fans: The pro-football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE.

- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all.

- What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

- Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving? Because everything is marked down after the holidays.

- Baby Bruno was sitting in his grandmother's kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal.
"What are you doing?" Bruno asked.
"Oh, I'm just stuffing the turkey," his grandmother replied.
"That's cool!" Bruno said. "Are you going to hang it next to the deer?"

- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

- Why do pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?  'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!

 

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