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And, in the spirit of Valentines Day, here are some corny jokes for your enjoyment!

 

Do skunks celebrate Valentines Day?

Sure! They’re very scent-imental.

 

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentines Day?

A hug and a quiche!

 

What did the pencil say to the paper?

“I dot my i’s on you.”

 

What did one lightbulb say to the other?

“I love you a whole watt!”

 

And some love letters:

 

Dear Minnie,

 

I write you from the set of my latest movie--Mickey and Pluto. Things are going well as the filming is progressing. Pluto is good company, but it’s not the same as spending time with you. I miss your perfectly-shaped ears and your cute button-nose. And that laugh of yours, oh boy!

I look forward to getting together at Disney World in a few weeks for Valentines Day. The vacation will be much-needed and your company will be very much enjoyed. Let’s go on the Pirates of Caribbean ride first, ok? Well, my mousey-dear, I must get back to work. Have a lovely day!

Until Disney,

Mickey

 

Dear Mickey,

 

Your letter made me giggle! I’m glad to hear that work is going so well for you. I know how stressful a movie set can be. Remember how tired I was when we did the shoots for our Christmas film?

I’m also looking forward to Valentines Day in Disney World. We can ride your ride first if we can ride on Swan Lake afterwards! Only seems appropriate for two love-birds to take a ride like that for Valentine’s Day. Be sure to tell Pluto I say hello and that I miss him too!

Love,

Minnie

 

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